like the spam song, but with corn

Remember those ads for High Fructose Corn Syrup that came out a while back? Yeah, they were strange. And YouTube offers quite a few parodies:
First, the original:

And the responses:

(This one’s my favorite)

The second original:

And the [...]

i’ll never get around to taking a pic, you’ll just have to trust me

There’s a store on Telegraph in Berkeley with the name “Triage Gift Shop” spelled out in crooked letters on its shingled front.
When you need to fix things with a gift — FAST.

I should be a freakin’ advice columnist

While waiting for a table at Saul’s this morning, Tom and Julie and I overhear a dad telling his son “–when you go to Sarah Lawrence this year.”
“We’re from Sarah Lawrence!” Tom says, which sparks a whole discussion about the college. And I start racking my brain for useful advise to give.
“Don’t wait until senior [...]