yay

Who has two thumbs and is now getting a full benefits package?
*points to self with thumbs*
This guy!
You know, I really shouldn’t be this excited about this. My dreams, they are rather small.

it’s better than yours

Took me a while to find a screengrab of this, but I really had to share it. I’m playing Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations on the DS and I had to laugh at Mia Fey’s comment about a female witness.
So far I’m enjoying the game, although I had forgotten how silly the actual [...]

omgwtfbbq

Not only do I love the fact that America Ferrera, in the latest episode of Ugly Betty, tells her boyfriend “I’ve got your care package right here,” jumps him in an elevator, and then swishes out with a “love you too” but she then tells her coworker “if it feels good, do it” and then [...]

snooty or snotty, take your pick

I feel a bit of a snob when I say that I don’t like to eat at chain restaurants.
It’s just that I don’t think that pepper-crusted chipotle honey bbq popcorn chicken dippers with blue cheese cool ranch dippin’ sauce is all that appealing. Or that a restaurant is made any better by having crazy crap [...]

mixed blessing

I really wish that when I go in for a pap, the doctor would shake my hand before I’ve changed into a paper shift. Being almost naked is not a good time to make acquaintances.
I don’t know if anyone else has ever had this experience, but after months of not getting laid, I stopped thinking [...]

and we’re back

So Bob and Sinead came to visit before Christmas and suddenly I had a social life again! It was so great to see them, I was worried that spending that much time together might be stressful but it was just like old times. I wish I could convince everyone from Cork to move out the [...]