but i still get a result icon!

I would have liked it more if the randomly chosen links hadn’t come right out of my sidebar, but eh. Anyways, it’s MIT so it must be cool!

shopping list

1. Waterproof coat with hood.
Becauuuuse….
Applied: 3
Accepted: UNIVERSITY COLLEGE CORK
Rejected: Who cares about those other schools!!
Yay!

noodly

I for one welcome our Flying Spaghetti Monster overlord.

my body: the meat metaphors

I have no upper arm strength. I have never been able to do one pull-up. Ever. My biceps are pathetic. Like a soft half-strip of bacon under my skin.
However, 6 months at the bookstore has changed me. When I shelve, I pick up 5-8 books at a time off the cart to take to the [...]

i have no idea

I dreamt my mother had cervical cancer and 3 weeks to live. Somehow I got this confused and when I confided in a friend I said she had “civil servants cancer.” What. The. Hell.

yes, exactly like the syndicated tv show

I knew I had seen that guy somewhere before. Farscape breeds with Stargate to bear their unholy baby: the Fargate. Somebody should be sued.

rely a bit too heavily on alcohol and irony

It took me until just now to realize that Television Without Pity has stopped recapping CSI. I am sad, sad, sad.
In other news, the propoganda machine cranks on, and by that I mean ren faires are looming ahead this month and I still haven’t made a new bodice. Or fixed the old one. Or, you [...]

this just in, more crap

I also remember being in a store or a restaurant.. possibly a library? It had many long tables. Our job was to decorate the tables in a certain amount of time with the materials provided. Our group had to make a quilt out of various fabrics and part of an old tapestry, and put it [...]

i’m on to you

I dreamt I was at a Starbucks. At a Starbucks. I bought a vanilla latte and the guy at the register put it in a bag (?) for me and then I saw that he had given me a bag of Skittles for free.
What the fuck, dream bitch. I know you’re hiding the good stuff.
They [...]

i don’t think there’s anyone alive who would be compatible with me

I went to a club on Saturday and was chatted up by a hot guy and we exchanged numbers and he tried to kiss me twice and I turned my face away both times and smiled and said it was okay, but no thanks. He called today and left a message because I gave him [...]