for the love of pete..

So one of my fabulous roommates called in the Geek Squad to get her computer working again.
First of all, let me say that my initial hopes for our Agent were shattered, because he was not hot at all.
Also, he fucked up my computer. I wasn’t paying attention, which was my first mistake. CSI was on, [...]

well maybe just one

Okay, I know I shouldn’t, but I have this thing where when I get a project in my head, I have to see it to its completion. Even if that means using somebody else’s memory disk to do it. Don’t worry, I didn’t erase anything, there was enough space for one or two pics and [...]

so close

Camera? Check.
Connector cable? Check.
Photoshop CS? Check.
Memory Disk?
..
Not mine.
*sigh* At some point before I moved to Sacramento, Joe and I switched disks and now I have his, with a bunch of odd photos from 1998. The disk is almost full and I don’t want to overwrite it because they’re not my photos but I doubt he’ll [...]

sunday snark

The commercial for Barbie’s new Shampoo line says “Barbie Shampoo–for girls!”
Because we needed that delineation. Finally, girls too can enjoy smooth silky hair and the luxery life of Barbie. “Barbie Shampoo–not just for men anymore!”

i had a great title but i forgot it

A few nights ago I dreamt I (and a friend) found a dingo. It was full-sized but still a puppy. We only had it for 3 days. We entered it into a dog show for dingoes but didn’t win. Then we turned it in to animal control to be put to sleep.
Because it was a [...]

finally

I’m on the interweb! Whee!

buddha palm beats five point palm

I want to rock Stephen Chow so hard. Go see Kung Fu Hustle. Just.. just go see it. And then rent Shaolin Soccer. And then track down every film Stephen Chow wrote, directed, and starred in and bring them to me so I can watch them and further feed my horrible fantasy of bearing his [...]

it’s like christmas at my fingertips

Because I rock, and also rule, Flickr is giving me two free Pro accounts to give away.
So the question I ask you now is: Who wants some?

this is not the bottom of the sea

Had a dream last night that there was a new movie out I wanted to see with a friend. It was about an android girl named Magnolia who was kidnapped. We couldn’t remember if the title was “Steel Magnolia,” (the “steel” being a pun on the fact that she’s robotic) or “Steal Magnolia,” (“steal” because [...]

place holder

The laptop is giving me fatal errors, so I’m stealing internet wherever I can, but it’s not enough to get out a decent entry.
Topics for the future include “Faire Folk: Why I Should Never Say Anything Flirty and Stupid,” “New House, New Roommates, New Poop and Dick Jokes,” and “The Shane Company Radio Adverts: Why [...]