welcome to the exciting new world of windows 98

So, for the 4 of you who read this, I am not sure how long it will be until I have working internet after Friday. I am afraid of being cut off from the world. And also TWOP.
I reformatted the laptop today.. and.. yeah. Problems. Still no internet connection, and now it’s in 16 bit, [...]

my little secret

Been working on something all month.. wanted to share with ya’ll:
Futility Watch ‘05
Applied: 1
Accepted: -
Rejected: -
More will be added to the “Applied” list as I continue to send them out. Good thing graduate programs (or should I say, programmes) abroad have later deadlines.
Hee!

check it

On the first of April I will have moved, because I can. TAKE THAT, FLESH-EATING FLEAS OF DOOM!! Although a tactical retreat can hardly be called a victory, I will still celebrate. Soonish.

and no, i did NOT go to a junior college

So, because I had nothing better to do tonight, I waited on hold for an hour and a half for LoveLine.
Not only did they completely misinterpret my question and not give me a chance to correct them, Dr. Drew suspected I was a lesbian in denial.
I am completely unimpressed.

i think i’ve found my catch-phrase

I’M COVERED IN SORES!
AGAIN!
This wouldn’t be the first*, nor the second time that I’ve been able to exclaim that. Why? BECAUSE INSECTS FIND MY FLESH OH SO VERY TASTY.
When Jasper-cat had his 3-day outing he returned with fleas which have since spread to the other two cats and now the bugs are eating me alive. [...]

oh my me..

Wow. And wow. And oh shits I need to knit me one of these.
(Via Metafilter)

you wanna explain this one to me?

So I had this dream. Let’s see if I can describe what I remember. Don’t expect it to make sense.
First of all, I was in some.. sort of.. village.. thingy. In the past. Ish.
Anyways, I was not on the side of the good. In fact, I think I was a vampire. Although later I was [...]

why do the cute ones always lie?

(or: why i had to wear a scarf for three days in the middle of march)
“Don’t worry, I never leave marks.”
LIAR!!
On the plus side, he did seem genuinely sorry. And if he wasn’t, I’m sure he was sorry after being ridiculed by his guild for the rest of the weekend. Hee. I love faire folk.

there’s a reason these ads are on late at night

So I saw this commercial for a cleaning spray last night. Before I get into it, let’s talk about some of the fundamentals about promoting a cleaning product:
1. Make sure your product has a catchy name.
2. If possible, somehow link it to science.
3. Explain the magical cleaning powers it has.
Let’s look at a few popular [...]

let me tell you about my day

Played Deadlands yesterday for an epic game lasting about 8 hours. For those of you who are unfamiliar with the game, imagine Wild Wild West with baaad juju. And monsters that can make you seriously lose your shit. Our intrepid pack of lunatics were following a shady lead regarding the whereabouts of a missing friend. [...]