you know what’s not right?

Finding the profile of one of your managers on okcupid. That’s not right.
I had managed to stay away from that site for a while but the relentless lure of quizzes has sucked me back in. So many god damn quizzes. Please, world, write more retarted quizzes so I can learn about myself, like what type [...]

shake your soul away

I had a nice weekend. How was yours?
(Alternative title: i don’t have a fucking glow!)

that no schoolgirl, that thor!

Robot Chicken. It’s Twisted Toyfare Theater, animated. About freakin’ time.
I love Adult Swim. Its commercials are as entertaining as the shows themselves. Most times I’m just watching it for the B&W bumps.
But Super Milk-Chan is fucked up.

indifference is preventing me from feeling any jealousy

“Last Date” by Actionslacks came up on my mp3 player this morning and their lyrics struck me, as they always do, as painfully logical and clear. I wish I could find an mp3 link, or even the lyrics somewhere, but Google has let me down.
Anyways, now the song is in my head, and the album [...]

there was the ukulele and there was the book..

This is one of those times when you think to yourself “Ya know, I had never imagined such a device, but I sure could use it!”
Also, I think this is fantastic. I should get me some for my correspondences with my totally awesome grandma. “Dear Grandmother: I like you so much I’m writing to you [...]

unconventional and without labels

I had a fantabulous birthday party last weekend. Let me just say, Geoff did the awesomest thing when he was posed with the question “How will 9 people all get around and not have to designate any drivers?” and answered: A STRETCH S.U.V.
So pimp.
So we gorged ourselves on sushi and then went to faces and [...]

the more you know

There may be some website downage in the near future, we’ll see. For the two of you who read this site, I expect nothing but tears until the site returns.
But the main point of this post was to make a note to self. Stop planning. Whenever I plan for things, it goes bad. I’m not [...]

“w00t”

Yes, I say “w00t” out loud. And that’s what I just said, just now, when I got off the phone. Because I got a job.
..That’s job #3, for those of you keeping track.
So NOW, I work shelving shifts at Casa de Books from 7am until 11 or 12, anywhere from 2 to 4 days a [...]

i hate my body

So it looks like the antibiotics I took to treat my ingrown toenail (note the picture: MY SORE WAS WAY BIGGER) MAY have left me with clostridium difficile colitis. And just in time for my birthday party. Fucking great.
My options? Drink a lot of gatorade, or go back to the doctor and get another antibiotic, [...]

kick ASS

I rescued this from the lost and found before it was sent off to Goodwill. I feel cooler just by wearing it. (link goes to a site you can buy one of your own!)
Also, this is entry 400. Cue the balloons!
Also, happy birthday to me. Cue the strippers!