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It wasn’t until mid-college or so that I started indulging in celebrity crushes. But I have to say, I love Ioan Gruffudd, even though he was in that one movie that wasn’t very good, but I forgive him for that anyways because he is completely FANTASTIC.

i want a sunday kind of love

(one that will last past saturday night)
Sometimes I feel very old, and still very naive. It’s hard.
Anyways, another long day as a retail monkey. Ook Eek Eeek.
On New Years, whilst completely knackered, I met Spencer and Ashley’s roommate, Suzie, who is going to cosmotology school. We had a very earnest discussion (I think) about what [...]

phantom merchandise

The real frustrating dreams are the ones where I’m shopping, and I find the coolest things. And I wake up and realize I don’t have them. Last night I dreamt I found two wonderful winter hats, one with big floppy ears and the other a simple green. They were in a $5 bin at a [...]

hamburgers should be high

What better way to pass the time from 12.14am to 1.27am than by reading The Shut-In Detectives. Not sleeping, I’ll tell you that!

via metafilter

Hee.

cut and paste to the rescue!

GimpFerret: I’m not getting enough sleep to remember shit like this
GimpFerret: the combination grave shift and insomnia is killing me
Morwen K: you should sleep more
Morwen K: =)
Morwen K: (i’m so helpful!)
GimpFerret: if I start an underground fight club… tell me asap
Morwen K: aight
GimpFerret: especially if I seem to think I sell soap for half the [...]

if there’s anyone out there who should be taking notes, then take a note

I want me some of these.
It’s that time again. It’s getting near the dual days of DOOM!, being Valentine’s Day and my birthday. I have no idea what, if anything, I should do for either days. I’ll probably just end up working. Blah.
DOOM!
Update(!): While chocolate sushi really is my preference, I wouldn’t mind going to [...]

it’s fun to use learning for evil!

Last night the 4th grader I’m tutoring was struggling with a word.
Him: What’s the word where like you’re in a big room and you go *thud* and it goes *boosh*, *boosh*, *boosh*….?
Me: Um… I’m not really sure.
Him: I know how it sounds.. it’s.. um… a-hole?
Me: … … … echo?
Him: That’s it!
Me: Yes. It’s definately echo. [...]

the spiders all in tune

Found this kickass comic through Metafilter. From what I’ve heard, the updates are few and far between, but the story rocks and is worth the read.

i want my little death to be a big one instead

I want someone to take me and use me and exhaust themselves in me. I don’t want me back. This is the only way I can feel completely selfless. This is the best gift I can ever give.