god damnit

Jerry Orbach died. Did you know that he could sing? Aside from scads of musicals, he was the voice of Lumiere in Beauty and the Beast. AND he was in Dirty Dancing.
Aaaaand now he’s dead. Suck.

maybe i’ll just carve a smile so people will stop asking if i’m okay

I’m really saddened when I have to shluff off people. (Btw, dictionary.com doesn’t have an entry for shluff, but i know it’s a word. Maybe I’m spelling it wrong. Bah!) It’s disappointing and frustrating.
Here’s the thing: you know that lovely word that people enjoy throwing around, that everyone says they’re against but everyone seems [...]

wow

It’s good to know that when emotions get too high, I can still find the emergency shut-off valve. So, yipee. Now I’m done.

coward

I’m trying to say I miss you. And I don’t know if our relationship was a good thing or a bad thing. But I miss you. I miss knowing that someone loved me, that I mattered and I had a home and someone to hold me. I don’t know if that means that I miss [...]

i’ve got this thing that i consider my only art of fucking people over

I’m not sure if I’m remembering this correctly, it seems I can barely recall what life was like a year ago. But it seems that, maybe, I used to know what I was feeling when I cried.
Then there was a point when I cried all the time, for little reason or none at all, because [...]

(maybe not)

Drove to the parents’ house, had a quiet Christmas, drove back, went to work. Am back, and tired.
I think moving here was a mistake. I don’t know. Maybe it was a necessary mistake, or something. I needed a change. But I feel even more lost than before. The problem is, I’m so afraid of doing [...]

fucking ants!

Fucking ants in my fucking bedroom! I tell ya, there’s not much worse than ants on carpet. It’s impossible to follow their trail, *and* negates an easy clean-up once they’re drowned in poison. Fucking ants. Somehow they decided that my humidifier would be a great place to settle down and start a fucking colony. I [...]

thoughts from the floor

It’d be great if Christmas was an American holiday instead of a “religious” holiday (the quotes here refer to its degredation by consumerism and aren’t all the traditions really pagan anyways blah blah blah). Then everyone could celebrate it and give each other gifts and nobody would have to be awkward about those who have [...]

people who thing piercings are silly are silly

I could see this becoming a trend. I really could. But as other MeFites brought up, there are a few hazards that could come with these glasses, primarily a baby with a bad case of the grabby hands. Also, the piercings look totally lame when the glasses are off. If i had a bridge piercing [...]

because you want to know

I don’t go for the handicapped stall because I’m a jerk (although if I were, making the handicapped wait an extra minute to pee would be only a small part of my master plan). I go for the handrail.
We live in an age of squatters. People who, unwilling to sit on a contaminated seat, hover [...]