note to self:

1. Make more things out of books. (Edible books a plus)
2. When murdering parents and loved ones, do NOT write about it in blog.
(Via Metafilter)

you’re felching up the wrong tree

Spent just enough alone time to realize that I missed it terribly. Also I held the baby twice today and each time it managed to soak my shoulder with fluids. That’s some sort of personal record for both the baby and my declining dignity. Whee.
In other news, um, nothing. Nothing new has happened. I [...]

scuffle or fracas?

This is pretty unbelievable. Nobody rated Joe Lauinger as hot? Are you CRAZY??
(Also, knowing that this comes from the same people who made the Daily Jolt seems to make too much sense, you know?)
In other news, our President tangled with Chilean security forces in a rousing bout of fisticuffs. Check out the video! Unfortunately, no [...]

I still know your name

How do you re-introduce you to someone you didn’t really know? How do you say “Hey, remember me? You once tried to get me into your car for a make-out session by saying you ‘really wanted me to hear this one song.’ I totally would have, but a friend was holding the air hockey table [...]

dear secret diary

Today I found what I want for Christmas. And because Santa reads my blog, I’m posting it here. HEY, SANTA! WHY HAVEN’T YOU LEFT ANY COMMENTS LATELY, HUH? Seriously. What’s up with that.

sometimes the comments are better than the pictures

So. You’re saying that taking it up the pooper is bad, right?
(Not so. The anus is merely an icon for the forbidden.)

bless you, craigslist

Your “best of” list always carries a few gems.

frustration

Every time my parents call they ask me when I’m going to get my Masters. They tell me to get a Fellowship to pay for it (because those things are so easy to get and I’m such a genius, right?) and whenever I tell them what my plans really are for the next year or [...]

whinge!

We are entering week three of no car. God, it sucks. Three weeks ago I was going to get a job, I had a lot of leads, I was even okay with the idea of doing retail for a while. Three weeks ago I was running low on my funds but I had worked out [...]

omg wtf lol

Had to link to this before it got flooded and removed: finally, it all makes sense.
The sad thing? I know people who talked like that. And yes, they had friends who took them seriously.
Jesus. That’s all. God damn.