google’s psychic advert system

The google ad sidebar in flickr currently displays items for sale that somehow involve monkeys. Monkey dolls, monkey plushes, sock monkeys. The scary thing is there is no mention of monkeys anywhere on the page. Terrifying!
I watched Shaun of the Dead yesterday and it rocked me hard. It was a good end to a difficult [...]

on the job

When I’m entering names into the database, I have to first search for any existing records under that name. I enter partials of the first and last name in order to catch any nick-names (Jef will bring up both Jeff and Jeffrey) or misspellings. So I’m searching for a woman named Willa [last name omitted], [...]

a lie to yourself is a lie to me too

I don’t deserve to be lied to. To realize that this last portion of my life was a lie, (a few months? a year? two years?) it makes me angry. It makes me want to cut off all my hair because maybe doing something drastic and re-inventing myself will make it go away (it won’t).
Now [...]

i get paid for this

Ashley’s babies are finally going to their new homes. Most of them. There’s still two up for grabs. Anyone want two dwarf hamsters? I’ll mail them to you.
Seriously, if they’re still here next week I’m tossing them in the ocelot exhibit.

hooray for followers!

They wouldn’t let me change the color of the clothing, so just imagine that it’s black.
Make your own here!

in other news

I have a Metafilter account. I’ve been lusting away for one of these for a while but now that I have it.. I can’t think of one good link to post (that isn’t already in their archives). The Distubring Bunny page was new but wouldn’t ya know it, I have to be a member for [...]

this is not an academy speech

Joe and I have decided that we’re not going to attempt a long distance relationship once we move. I don’t know. I have little else to say. You can read Joe’s version, but it won’t be any more illuminating.
I’m tired. I guess it’s time for bed.

disturbing bunny of the month

Have I mentioned how badly I want to subscribe to this? Go ahead and check out the whole site. It’s worth it.

it’s that time again

I have one Gmail invite. Anybody interested? Anyone? Bueller?

yeee-haw

Today I got waxed. It was awesome.
Okay it hurt like hell but it rocked. I got a lower leg, under-arm, and Brazillian wax but now all the hair is gone gone GONE and the adrenaline rush afterwards was enough to convince me that I could totally do this again. Then I treated myself to a [...]