grr

Why is it that I run AdAware daily, have a pop-up blocker installed, yet still have pop-ups every few minutes?
EVEN WHEN I’M ON A SITE I KNOW DOESN’T HAVE POP-UPS?!?
Something is in this computer. Something evil. And annoying.

e-z absolution

Three times a week I walk through Union Square to get to class. And about twice in each direction I’m asked for change.
“Spare change?”
“I’m sorry”
“God bless you”
I always just say “I’m sorry,” and I’m always forgiven. But I’m really not that sorry. I feel bad being pardoned for something that’s insincere.
Maybe next time I say [...]

chemistry experiment #1

Two days on Effexor, two days with headaches.
I’ll give it one more day and then it’s back to the doctor.

can’t i just wear a hair-shirt instead?

The worst part about being disciplined like a grade schooler is knowing you deserve it.
I really can’t do anything right any more.
Anyways, this isn’t blog-material. If you want details, I’ll tell you in person.

i need a cigarette

Today a caller asked me what special events were going on. I said we had a silent auction and a lecture in the evening. She told me that it should be during the day, because 6pm was too late, and also it sounded boring, and why didn’t we have anything exciting at the zoo?
Then I [...]

i am so sick of being poor

My car had been making a funny noise and we thought it may be the brakes. Well it is and since it took me so long to take it in to be looked at (full time job, part time classes), ALL the brake pads and some other things I’d never even heard of need to [...]

not just for cartoon squirrels anymore

Thank god, somebody else in this world who loves pasta.
This is the main problem that I personally have with dieting. I know that carbs is a good thing to cut down on. But I’m friggin poor. And it seems that the cheaper the food, the worse it is for you.
I’ve been exercising more and eating [...]

better than breakfast

Here’s a great new way to start your day: answer a phone call in which the caller asks numerous questions about ANOTHER ZOO and then gets irritable when you don’t have the answers. It’s A DIFFERENT ZOO. I DON’T KNOW THEIR PRICES OR HOURS.
Now I’m gonna be cranky all day. Whee.

i think i just creamed my pants

I have a gmail account. I was given it by the nicest person in the world. And all I had to do was sell my soul.

i’ve found my calling

I should so get into taxidermy. Because this is too cool.
And I am just kicking myself for not going to Walter Potter’s museum when I had the chance. Damnit damnit damnit.
(Via Metafilter)