those crazy kids

Got a knock on the door, peepped through the hole and received a “big ups” and “what up dog.”
“I think you got the wrong apartment, guy”
“This isn’t Howard’s?”
“Not even close.”

belly full of rage

Gavin Newsom was on the radio this morning, and I love him.
But what I’m actually writing about is something he mentioned. The Mayor was telling a story about when he met with the President and he said that Newsom was doing a good job in San Francisco.
And Bush should have left it there.
But then, as [...]

the cartoon squirrel has a point

Suprisingly uplifting advice.

i didn’t think i’d be this person

I went over my expenses last night, and it’s awful. My monthly expenses, the ones which are currently required of me, include my gym membership, netflix (the only 2 bills which are for recreation), gas, food, bart tickets, rent, electricity, and prescriptions. If I want to start therapy, which I do, that’ll add another $100 [...]

psycic radio

Back when I had a house and a family to live with (bitter? me? nah), I used to play “radio roulette”. I’d ask myself a question, turn on the radio, and see what the song lyrics said in response.
No, I didn’t own a Nintendo. This was the kind of stuff I’d to to keep myself [...]

would you like some salt for that wound?

For those of you who haven’t gained an unhealthy amount of weight and are able to actually enjoy eating without feelings of guilt and despair, go have some ice cream today or tomorrow. It’s free.

oh for fuck’s sake

Wake-up time: 5.30am
Gas cost: 7 dollars
Commute time: 1.25 hours (there), .45 hours (back)
Bridge fare: 2 dollars
Appointment time: 7.40am
Time seen: 8.00am
Time left: 8.05am
I had a 5 minute doctor’s appointment, in which I learned that I:
a) might have fluid in my ear, but it should go away on its own
b) am probably having a reaction to stopping [...]

the good news is..

…I’m not pregnant.
The bad news is I still can’t figure out why I’m having continuing spells of vertigo, nausea, and this weird tingling feeling in my mouth. Web MD is not helping.
This couldn’t have come at a worse time because in two weeks I will be switching over to a new doctor. Unless I want [...]

80% accuracy

Gender Genie says I’m male. Who knew?

priorities suck

What I would like to spend my money on:
- New summer clothes at Target which I’ve been drooling over for some time now.
- Bithday gifts for friends
What I am spending my money on instead:
- Bart tickets to and from class in San Francisco
- Gas to and from work
- Food
What I plan to be spending my [...]